Arms manufacturer in hot water over Super Scope-inspired rocket launcher (Fauxclusive)
Blast Bowser straight to hell A North Carolina arms manufacturer is facing backlash today after it posted a picture on Instagram of its new shoulder mounted rocket launcher modeled after the SNES Super Scope. The man-portable air-defense-system, known as the Blitzkrieg Bazooka, was designed by Biton Industries as a one-off custom build for a prized client. “One of our most faithful customers, whose name I can’t disclose right now as he is currently wanted by 13 different nations for drug trafficking, asked us to design a weapon that would appeal to his son, to get him excited about joining the family business,” explained Biton spokesman Cecil Carver....