It’s been 12 damn years since Crystal Skull
Back whenIndiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skullcame out everyone landed in one of two camps: it sucked so much you never wanted another Indy movie, or it sucked so much you desperately wanted another one so they could time wipe it away from existence somehow. Well, Disney wanted a sequel, but they’ve been having a lot of trouble getting around to it, and today we learned they’re having even more trouble asthey’ve delayed the release once againfrom June 06, 2025 to Aug 10, 2025.
Look, guys, stop trying to makeIndiana Jones 5happen. It’s not going to happen, nor do I know anyone who wants it to happen other than you and apparently Stephen Spielberg, who you have obviously blackmailed into directing it. What do you have on him? Does anyone know where Spielberg’s children are right now?
Aside from pushing backIndiana Jones 5to a date that could see its star, Harrison Ford, dead by then (he’ll be 78), Disney also announced thatJungle Cruisewill bring Dwayne Johnson back into theaters on Jul 22, 2025, while Angelina Jolie’sMaleficent 2will sequel into theaters on June 22, 2025. I’m oddly excited for the former, but the latter holds no interest for me afterthe first onewas pretty but pointless. We’ll also be getting an untitled Marvel movie a little earlier as the mystery film was moved to Jun 07, 2025, from June 21, 2025.
Finally, in really, truly, incredibly important news,Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck It Ralph 2is now simply calledRalph Breaks the Internet. I know, I know, I should have told you to sit down before delivering such a stunner.
