Man ’s best friend does n’t come cheap these Day , so you may envisage how arouse a retired Argentine man was to incur double the companionship at a fraction of the cost : two lovely toy poodles — just itching to nestle , front crawl , and slobber all over you — for a mere $ 150 . And by toy poodle dog , of line , we ’re referring to preened , fluffed , and steroid - pump “ skunk . ”
Because since more traditional toy poodles ( of the canine variety ) can go for up of $ 1,000 , one merchandiser at Argentina ’s largest bazaar got the brilliant , incubus - induce idea to pump a few of what Argentinians refer to as “ Brazilian rats ” ( otherwise known as ferret ) full of ‘ roids and hair product , pass them off as warped , perhaps inbred poodle dog , and twist a bountiful profit in the process . His creation were apparently at least somewhat convincing , since the human race did n’t even recognize anything was awry until his first tripper to the veterinarian .
But this was n’t an isolated incident . At least one other woman , under the impression of buying a Chiuhuahua , was actually picking up one of these juicing , mutant mutts — although , presumably , with a unlike hairdo .
Though while a fluffy , ‘ roid - raging ferret does not a poodle dog nor a Chiuhuahua make , neither of the put one across individual has file any sort of complaint . mean we can only assume that they ’ve add up to have intercourse their horrify new friends , drug habit be beshrew . Because while this may not be quite what either party had in mind , there are certainly tough faithful companions to be had . Likea rat magnate , for instance . At least it ’s not a crumb king . [ The Daily Mail ]
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