https://gizmodo.com/imperial-stormtroopers-arrest-santa-emperor-to-take-ov-334460
“ The Emperor just keep trying to force my paw over some , mostly musical , issues … like the Death Star ’s muzzak . ” Lord Vader allege in an sole interview to the Dyersburg ’s Rock Scene Monthly , “ I was like , Palp , partner , you just ca n’t recreate f*cking Celine Dion all day ! It ’s bad for the troops ! Put some Led Zep , dude ! ” Lord Vader also indicate out that theSanta Claus affairwas the last drop . “ He wants to replace him with Michael ( Jackson ) next twelvemonth . conceive of that , that cat . In red velvet . And with a line of kids hold off to sit down on his lap . That ’s trouble , I tell you . grownup trou - ble , ” he remarked . “ Anyway , I ’m looking forward to playing guitar with the guys back at home . ”
https://gizmodo.com/santa-is-one-fat-ball-of-imperial-grease-334722
Brian Lam , Gizmodo editor - in - head and reputed banjo player , articulate that Vader ’s music skills were strong but he needed to go easier on the solos . “ Yeah , Darth kind of rock and roll . It ’s just when he gets into one of his Pink Floydish solos … it ’s like , yo , Darth , dude , stop it already ! ” he declared while eating a lasagna and showing absolutely no surprisal over the fact that Lord Vader have a Sony PlayStation 3 . “ I stand for , amount on , it matches the decor for chrissake . And remember the rumors that say that [ Sony CEO Howard ] Stringer used to be a Dark Lord himself . ”
Stringer was unavailable to comment but a Sony spokesman denied that he was pals with Vader : “ at most , with his third cousin-german , Jabba the Hutt . ” Coincidentally , the Hutts are also Arkansas residents . [ Techware Labs ]
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