It ’s summertime time , which intend we ’re going on holiday ! Too bad all the places we need to chew the fat are fictional … and would likely kill us . But who care ? We ’d rather cash in one’s chips in the claw of a T - Rex , or take heed to an alien Diva peach , than in Florida ( sorry , Florida ) . Here are the nine deadliest vacation spots we ’d love to visit .
Sex townspeople , party of one ! The endearing , lovely Risa is home to many off - camera Trek romps and shore - leave escapades . We love this beautiful planet that was create for one thing : pleasure ! Sadly , we would probably never leave , and would be struck down by the Borg when they came in and cleaned sign . But I ’m certain it would be most gratifying in the meantime .
Full revelation , we just want to go here so we can run around saying “ Zegema Beach ” like some futuristic asshat , until our dying day . Zegema Beach ! Zegema Beach ? Zegema Beach . place on the fabulous “ Outer Rings , ” Zegema Beach is eventually blasted out by the Bugs . Too bad so sorry , Zegema Beach .
As learning ability bendy as the whole “ holiday aside from yourself ” seem to be in Total Recall , we ’d still do it . in person , we ’d choose the Rock God scenario over the secret factor thing , every clock time .
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Entrancing resilient amusement , mad rooms , gorgeous space sentiment … plus the entire staff is primp in adorable sailor boy uniforms . Fhloston is the ultimate in doomed distance luxury , and we need to party on that ship before it belong down .
A foodie retirement ! reckon a vacation so gluttonous all you have to do is open your sassing and delightful treats will flow into your facehole ! We would actually make up someone to do this right here , right now . But the best thing about Chewandswallow Town is the intellectual nourishment accrue from the sky is free ! Just keep your eyes undecided so you ’re not squash under a giant donut . But even if you are , there are worse fashion to go .
This is a great gimmick on the whole “ I require to kill someone , but I do n’t want to feel shamefaced about it in the morning ” holiday . The whole golem uprising just makes the fighting that much more interesting .
It would be entirely deserving the evisceration , to be run in real life by a real - life raptor . And oh costly , sweet whiskered John Hammond — mean of all the aphrodisiac zookeeper outfit or gritty paleontologists pantsuits you could dream up , not to mention the gold cane accessories ! But more than anything , we just want to meet Mr. DNA .
talk of hunting dinosaurs , why not a time safari ? Are we that pigheaded , that we think we deserve to cause a ripple in the fabric of time so we can get our rocks off and kill a pitch - trapped T - Rex ? Hell yes we are . Besides , the alternate Earth make by this time traveling tomfoolery was way estimable then the real deal ( there were NO ANIMALS ) . So not only are we entertained , but we basically specify the planet with our holiday . You ’re welcome .
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What better room to relive the style and social class aboard the doomed luxury liner than quicken the whole thing IN SPACE ? sure as shooting , the voyage is doomed , but think of all the delicious stranger you’re able to meet whilst stuffing your face with nonnatural delicacies !
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