Do you own a Dell Latitude 643u ultrabook ? Does your Dell Latitude 643u Ultrabook smell like cat urine ? And do you , in fact , not own a quat ? Well , then , we have some good word for you , friend . Dell has officially issued a recall for their late fleet of cat pee computing machine , and it ’s pay away the non - odoriferous replacement region for innocent .
substance abuser have been complaining since June about the apparently highly distinct bouquet of cat urine that ’s been emanating from their machine . Now , Dell has look into , determined that there was indeed a trouble , and assured us that “ the smell is not related to cat urine or any other type of biologic contaminant , nor is it a wellness hazard . ” So go ahead and replace your piddle - flavor laptop for some unscented share , but do n’t retrieve it ends here . Many questions rest , and the people need answers .
How do you evidence the difference between the smell of cat urine and that of dogs , human race , stinkpot , etc . ?
How is that not one but apparently hundreds of individuals all separately brush off other animals to adjudicate that , yes , this is indeed cat urine I ’m smelling ?
If the job was related to manufacturing , why ca n’t Dell be any more specific ?
Is it because their fabrication facility are actually overrun by incorrigible gang of too hydrous feral cat ?
If not , then seriously , why ca n’t Dell be more specific ?
How many of you Lattitude 643u owners have never even find that your laptops stench of cat urine ?
And are you now interested that this just means you yourself also stink of cat urine ?
And lastly , seriously , how the hell did everyone decide that it was cat piddle ?
[ BBC ]
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